No one of Consequence

Nicolette Weygandt
le vingt-sept février
Rédaction huit
Chère Seraphine,
Comment-vas-tu? C’a été longtemps depuis que nous nous sommes vues, n’est-pas? Quatre années, c’est trop d’années.
Alors, ton père, aime-t-il son nouveau travail? Je sais qu’il n’a pas aimé son travail ici, à l’usine de Jeep à Toledo—j’espère qu’il préfère travailler pour Microsoft. Il est le directeur, oui? Aimez-vous la ville de Dallas?
Pour moi, dans ces quatre années depuis que nous nous sommes vues, je suis devenue très occupée. Il y a trois années que j’ai changé mon école. Je n’aimais jamais Liberty-Benton, ainsi, j’ai transféré au Lycée de Findlay, où j’étudie plusieurs sujets, ce qui incluent le français, l’espagnol, l’histoire, la psychologie, la littérature, l’art, et d’autres. Pendant l’été entre la premier année et la deuxième année de la lycée, je suis allée au Canada pour un camp de Shakespeare, à Stratford, Ontario. Je fais une partie de l’opérette de printemps chaque année—“Crazy for You”, “Seussical: The Musical”, et cette année, “Hello, Dolly”. L’été dernier, je suis allée au France pendant dix jours. Maintenant, je suis en première, mais je ne sais pas à quelle université je voudrais aller.
Et toi? Quoi aimes-tu faire? As-tu changé beaucoup pendant le cours de les années dernières? Qu’est-ce que tu étudies? Et, jusqu’à nous nous serons vues encore, au revoir.
Ecrits-moi,
Nicolette

Ashley made me update. I laugh at her. mostly b/c she's in class and I'm in Barkey's special study hall. YAY!!!

Yeah, so I'm bored, and I haven't updated in a lond time, so here are some idiotic essays i just wrote. Gah.

( Opinions are useless... )

( ...So here's a proposal! )

I thought I might as well do Kat's survey thingy, even though I haven't been on in a long time....

( Wheeee.... )

I less than three Halloween!

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And a nice little quiz, thanks to Lisa:

This Is My Life, Rated
Life:	8
Mind:	8.2
Body:	8.2
Spirit:	9.2
Friends/Family:	7
Love:	2.9
Finance:	5.5
Take the Rate My Life Quiz

moby dick is love.

KAT'S COMING TOMORROW!!!!!!!(1001000)!!!!!!

Wow....apprently my family is different. My mom and I were mentioned in this Blade article today, not by name, though. Can you guess where? If you find it and comment with it, you get a cookie!

http://www.toledoblade.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20051009/NEWS04/510090310

I've been saving up for a while, so there are several pages worth here...sorry.

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Yet another reason to get my black belt...

RED belt + WHITE gi = TARGET!


Ow. So, how are you? I'm great. I had fun during homecoming week, even if my '80's shoes were too big. My shoes are pastede on yay! No, honestly they were taped on yay. My shoes are tapéd on yay! No, that doesn't work.

On a side note, why does every religion make more sense than the Lutherans' views on communion? Except scientology, but that's only because you're not supposed to corrupt children, and what's the point of religion again? Besides the wine? Er...besides the...bingo?

I like history class with Barkey-sempai. Best. Teacher. Ever. (Except Professor Deadpan, but come on, *he* has fangirls.) Going about banging your head with a book while chanting pretend Latin to get a class to talk about the plague is always great. Besides, Paxton-Sensai says I can practice on him at school, and he won't lecture me! No one else gets to beat people up at school! Yay! Off topic again, Yay!

Nancy, you and I have to dress as Aldbourne whores sometime. When? and I owe you $.85.
Josh, I haven't heard from you lately. Are you *gasp* WORKING???
Becca, thanks for being chair, but I get it next seme!
Everyone else: You're the most sexiest!

I just ran screaming from the TV room. That has to be the scariest thing I have ever heard...A country-pop girls band yodeling. MY EARS!!!

I made a Quiz for you! Take my Quiz! and then Check out the Scoreboard!

Please take it?

If you don't, I will hunt you down like animal!

I learned how to jump-start my car today. Oh joy.

Oh shit. Chief Justice Reinquist died. Bush gets to fill two spots on the Supreme court this year.

You know what this means? Pat Robinson's prayers were answered. God wants to see how fucked up this man is, and answered his prayers for a second spot. Now will he pray for a third? This nation's going down hill. How old does an American have to be to marry a Canadian? Please let it be sixteen....

I have rug-burn on the top of my foot.

...

Just so as you know.

The best thing about having a dream about Normandie, D-Day, and guns: waking up, and thinking..."Wait, a .333 isn't a real gun! Stupid dream!" without realising that in your dream, you just killed over 157 Nazis, along with the Nazi Officer's Drag Queen Tea Society. I suppose this could be bad.

ah well. Here is my schedual for the year

Is someone a four-year-old at heart if they occasionaly go: "I'm bored. What can I do?" and then proceeds to chop off five inches of hair?

If so....well....Hey! It's still pretty long! I like it better this way!

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Warning: After oral surgury, do not read metaquotes. Hurts to laugh that much.

This is why you should play Kingdom of Loathing:

"As you're walking along the pier at the Obligatory Pirate's Cove, you're accosted by a smarmy pirate. He doesn't seem to want to fight, though. He pulls you aside.

"So, yeah, I TOTALLY need your help," he says, winking. "It would just be GREAT if you would help me out, or whatever. I need one more judge for our annual Pirate Pageant. Do you think, if you're not too 'busy', you could 'judge' our contest? Just take a look at these three pirates and tell me who you think is the saltiest old salt to ever sail the eleven seas."

You take a look at the contestants. The first one is wearing eyeliner, for some reason, even though that's not something you generally find on a pirate ship. He has long, ratty hair, and constantly sways back and forth, like his legs never figured out he's not on a ship anymore. "Hey there, mate," he says. "The name's Jack Robinson. If you could see your way clear to voting for me, I'm sure I could reward you somehow, faster than you can say 'me'... savvy?"

The second pirate has a hook for one hand and a peg leg. He's dressed in a bright red uniform and wears a long black wig. He's wearing even more makeup than Jack Robinson. "You should definitely vote for me. Definitely. My name's Sergeant Hook, but I'm definitely up for a promotion. I'm an excellent pirate. If you vote for me, I'll give you something nice. Definitely nice. K-mart sucks."

The final pirate looks far too dashing to be a real pirate -- he looks like one of those kids who hang out at the mall pretending to be pirates. He has perfectly coiffed hair, a suave all-black outfit, and a mask tied over his eyes. "I am The Dread Pirate Bob," he says. "I am entirely sure that you will vote for me, because unlike other pirates, I can speak with an English accent. Plus, MY reward for your vote will be much better than these other two rogues.""